vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

(via homoish)




nosdrinker:

hug your dogs for me

(via dutchster)



visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(Source: smallplantfriend, via dontgigglesherlock)


one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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(via georgeblahden)


reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

(via figmentof)